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mrsdwight:

adkkk:

byemeghan:

My weight loss story: I’m Meghan and I lost 20 pounds in 4 weeks using this new cleanse my best friend recommended. I’ve been eating the exact same way as before and I lost 20 pounds. My metabolism is faster than Usain Bolt now. The other thing I like about the cleanse is it’s 100% organic, and helps remove bad toxins from your body. If you’re somebody struggling to lose weight, I would highly recommend giving this a try. I have yet to see anything else that works like it. Tip: you can get a free bottle (and only pay like $4 for shipping) if you order now because of some sort of summer special. I got my bottle free thanks to the summer deal which is crazy cause I’ve spent more on weight loss products in the past that flat out did not work. Good luck to everyone trying to lose weight!

thank you for recommending the cleanse! figured i’d give it a try and just got my free bottle thanks to their summer special, btw congrats on your progress you look fucking fab!!


YOU GO GIRL

mrsdwight:

adkkk:

byemeghan:

My weight loss story: I’m Meghan and I lost 20 pounds in 4 weeks using this new cleanse my best friend recommended. I’ve been eating the exact same way as before and I lost 20 pounds. My metabolism is faster than Usain Bolt now. The other thing I like about the cleanse is it’s 100% organic, and helps remove bad toxins from your body. If you’re somebody struggling to lose weight, I would highly recommend giving this a try. I have yet to see anything else that works like it. Tip: you can get a free bottle (and only pay like $4 for shipping) if you order now because of some sort of summer special. I got my bottle free thanks to the summer deal which is crazy cause I’ve spent more on weight loss products in the past that flat out did not work. Good luck to everyone trying to lose weight!

thank you for recommending the cleanse! figured i’d give it a try and just got my free bottle thanks to their summer special, btw congrats on your progress you look fucking fab!!

YOU GO GIRL

iamcaptainoftheinnuendosquad

Let’s talk about this scene: I haven’t seen this scene discussed before in this context but look at Effie during this moment. For a split second, she was relieved that Haymitch was chosen because in her mind, it meant that Peeta was saved. Spared from the Games. Sure, she was distraught that Katniss was the only female tribute from District 12 but she couldn’t control it. But with the males. Haymitch & Peeta. She had two options and her hope was not Peeta and it wasn’t.. But what she didn’t count on was that Peeta can volunteer to take Haymitch’s place and all that hope she had was now gone. To further expand on her development; this moment of volunteering is different to the first film: in the first film, she was excited about the prospect… a girl volunteering for her younger sister. But now.. not anymore…

This is the moment when she realises how terrible the Games truly is and this is the moment that for how ever long she has been a escort for the tributes of The Hunger Games, Effie Trinket is no longer thinking about the entertainment she brings to the Capitol; she is now thinking how much her humanity has been lost by sending these innocent children into a deadly arena. 

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professor-maple-art:

breakdatwall:

crocodilepatronus:

llanuwchllyn:

Excuse Me

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is this where I start the conversation?
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HA! I see you follow me!
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I follow you,too! 

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maybe we should tal-

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fuck

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Nope.

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wow this is the most accurate post of how I try to make friends

Did anyone else read this in Mulan’s “manly voice”?

This is exactly how I do it.

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emilymmize:

humming-metallica-in-the-tardis:

onecelestialbeing:

housewifeswag:

excusemyhubris:

zayoken:

She’s cute

she’s just saying that because it’s probably difficult to reach her vagina.

you obviously have no idea how the female anatomy works and I’m assuming that’s because you’ve never touched a vagina in real life so why don’t you pipe the fuck down. pro tip: you can use your tears as lube while you’re masturbating tonight.

BURN

OH THAT WAS GOLD

DAMN! need some Neosporin for that BURN?

iamcaptainoftheinnuendosquad

511. At Luna’s wedding, the whole of the front row of seats was reserved for apparently no one. Harry went up to her at the end of the service. “Luna, who was meant to sit there?” Luna turned her glassy eyes on him. “Oh, they did sit there. In a spiritual way, I suppose,” she said. She pointed out the seats one by one. “Right. That one’s for my mother, those are for your parents because I think I would have liked them, that one is for Sirius, the one next to that is for Professor Lupin - they were friends, weren’t they? - and that’s for Tonks, then Fred Weasley, then Mad-Eye, then Professor Dumbledore, then Professor Snape. I hope they liked the wedding.” She smiled and waved into what was seemingly empty space, before prancing off into the crowds. Harry had never felt so touched before.

the-power-of-potter:

gred-forge-weasley:

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I think that’s the best Head Canon I’ve ever read.

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unfollowlng:

seenaill:

unfollowlng:

If you think your mom overreacts just remember once my mom cancelled our trip to New York because I refused to eat the meatloaf she made

my mom accused me of selling my birth certificate and social security to the black market when she couldn’t find them

you win

When I was eleven, my mom told me never to talk to her again because I wouldn’t let her pull a sliver out of my foot.